I was in the bathroom when I saw this happening
Apparently, my cat thought it’d be fun to pull the rug from under the door
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~horny and honest~
- 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
- 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
- 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
- 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
- 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
- 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
- 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
- 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
- 9. Do you like having your balls touched?
- 10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
- 11. Do you like having your anus touched?
- 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
- 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
- 14. Do you have any kinks?
- 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
- 16. Do you pee in the shower?
- 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
- 18. Have you had sex in the shower?
- 19. Do you like being naked?
- 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
- 21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
- 22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
- 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
- 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
- 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
- 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
- 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
- 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
- 29. How many sexual partners have you had?
- 30. How often do you masturbate?
- 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
- 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
- 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
- 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
- 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
- 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
- 37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
- 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
- 39. Do you ever go commando?
- 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
- 41. How big is your penis?
- 42. Does your penis curve at all?
- 43. Which testicle hangs lower?
- 44. How big are your breasts?
- 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
- 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
- 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
- 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
- 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
- 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
- 51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
- 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
- 53. Do you like your butt?
- 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
- 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
- 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
- 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
- 58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
- 59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
- 60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
- 61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
- 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
- 63. Spit or swallow?
- 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
- 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
- 66. Do you "squirt?"
- 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
- 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
- 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
- 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
- 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
- 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
- 73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
- 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
- 75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
- 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
- 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
- 78. Do you own any sex toys?
- 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
- 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
- 81. What are your favorite positions?
- 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
- 83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
- 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
- 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
- 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
- 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
- 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
- 89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
- 90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
- 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
- 92. Have you have phone sex?
- 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
- 94. What's something you like about your body?
- 95. What's something you dislike about your body?
- 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
- 97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
- 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
- 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
- 100. Do you often imagine people naked?
Sing
After all those years of show choir and singing harmonies it has become hard for me to sing melody on many songs. If I can pick out the melody (which isn’t hard) and I know the lyrics you’ll always hear me sing the melody. Is this a curse or a gift?
Favorite Movies : Kiki’s Delivery Service(1989)
“We each need to find our own inspiration, Kiki. Sometimes it’s not easy.”
(Source: akimotosayaka, via knight-0f-doom)
necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
VIDEO GAMES ARE HAPPENING FASTER THAN I CAN MAKE MONEY
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In the scene in The Incredibles where Helen (Elastagirl) is flying the plane, her use of radio protocol is exceptionally accurate for a movie. The terminology used hints that she has had military flight training. In the director’s commentary Brad Bird says that actress Holly Hunter insisted on learning both the lingo and its meaning.
- “VFR on top” means she is flying in the regime of Visual Flight Rules ‘on top’ of a cloud cover.
- She requests “vectors to the initial”, or directions on how to get to the initial landing approach.
- “Angels 10” is her altitude call, ten thousand feet. This is a military term. Civilian flights use the term “flight level”.
- “Track east” is her direction of travel.
- “Buddy spike(d)” is a US military brevity code meaning “friendly anti-aircraft radar has locked on to me, (please don’t shoot)”.
- “Transmitting in the Blind Guard” is a call on the emergency frequency where 2-way communication has not been established.
- “Abort” is also a military brevity code, a directive meaning “stop the action/mission/attack”.
god i love when actors/ voice actors are intent on using correct lingo for things like this
its so easy to BS this sort of thing and sometimes it might work but it’s vastly more impressive when they actually use correct terminology
(Source: imdb.com, via flavorsofsam)
Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.
I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.
Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.
Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.
She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.
If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Ke$ha may not write her songs, but this doesn’t meant she isn’t a good artist or a good person. This doesn’t mean she deserves your harsh words. Some singers are good at writing, but that’s hardly a requirement. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.
You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.
You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far away to go.
Um I’m just going to add, Ke$ha actually does write her own songs. For example, here’s her first album’s tracklist:
She has also ritten for other artists, probably most famously “‘Till The World Ends” by Britney Spears, which is part of why she’s on the remix of it. She wrote for years and was even the female voice on Flo Rida’s “Right Round” but refused to be credited because she didn’t want her first single to not be her own work. She spent years, starting at the age of 15, writing music before she came out with her album because she wanted to make sure it was all her own and all what she wanted to do.
You can even get all her unreleased music which, combined with her actual albums, is 10.3 hours according to my iTunes playlist. Some artists have been around for twice as long as her and haven’t written that many songs.
Not only have critics proclaimed she could be a country star if she ever leaves the pop music business (which is showcased on her unreleased track “Goodbye”), but she’s actually the daughter of a very talented country songwriter. Her music is actually fairly well praised by the music critics community and if you listened to any of her songs that her record won’t let her release as singles—“Last Goodbye”, “The Harold Song”, “Only Wanna Dance With You”, any of her ballads—she can write multiple styles of songs. She’s just stuck in a box of what she can release and then shallow minded people call her dumb for having fun.
That’s a big fuck you for hating Ke$ha.
Yes
(Source: falchuk)